I am just here to get a quick fap, without breaking the wallet too much. We don't blame you. We also hate the subscription model.

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The most the default package we provide, nothing special.

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You got extra money to spend, but not so much that you want the wife to find out. You get 1 free handjob* from us each 6 months you stick with us.

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You get a slight discount because you are committed to us. Thank you from the bottom of our dicks.

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As an earlier investor*, you will get lifetime access to our site. This package will only be available for so long before we decide to remove it. But you got in early, and you beleived in us, when no one else did. We thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

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